Obama’s ‘response’ to North Korea and Lil Kim Jong Il

Remember all the tough talk from Hillary and Obama that if North Korea launched their rocket, there would be “hell to pay”? Well, as we all know by now, North Korea laughed in their faces and launched their rocket on April 4th. So now what? What will the Obama administration do to show Kim Jong Il who’s the boss? According to Big Hollywood:

The President and the Secretary have outlined a six-step plan that is sure to have Dear Leader so scared he may order his starving people to go out and tear down his uranium enrichment plants.

Step 1) Go to the United Nations and have them send a strongly worded letter demanding an apology.

Step 2) Secretary Clinton will give several angry speeches denouncing the Bush administration’s policy towards North Korea.

Step 3) President Obama will begin unilateral disarmament of our own nuclear weapons.

Step 4) President Obama will petition both The Royal and Ancient and the United States Golf Associations to continue to not recognize Kim Jong Il’s claimed record score of 54 for eighteen holes.

Step 5) The North Korean ambassador will not be invited to the next four Wednesday afternoon parties at the White House.

Step 6) The United States will no longer ship legitimate DVDs to North Korea forcing General Il to watch pirate copies of his favorite new movies.

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April 7, 2009 · Filed Under Barack HUSSEIN Obama


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