Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix) by Jim Treacher

In honor of Hussein Obama’s gaffe at the scripted townhall in New Hampshire in which he actually admitted how screwed up the post office is (which is government run), I present to my readers: Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix) by Jim Treacher (h/t Michelle Malkin):

Oh yes, wait a minute, Mr. Postman
Way-ay-ay-ait, Mr. Postman

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
If I qualify for surgery
I’ve been waiting a mighty long time
Just to hear from that doctor of mine

There must be some word today
About my much-needed hospital stay
Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
What are my chances of mortality?

I’ve been standing here waiting, Mr. Postman
So-oh-oh unhealthy
For just a word from my physician
Saying he’ll be getting ’round to me

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
If it’s a gurney or a hearse for me
I’d like to ask, if you really don’t mind
For just a minute of a specialist’s time

So many days you passed me by
If I don’t get help soon, I’ll probably die
You wouldn’t stop to make me feel better
I’ve got worse health care than an Irish Setter

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
What are my chances, oh yeah, of recovery?
You know, it’s been so long
Yeah, since I heard ’bout those lab tests of mine

You better wait a minute, wait a minute
Whoa, you better wait a minute
Please, please, Mr. Postman
Please check it and see, am I a casualty?

You better wait, wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Please, Mr. Postman
It’s not just a rumor, please look at this tumor

[slow fade while descending into the grave]


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August 12, 2009 · Filed Under Obama Gaffes

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One Response to “Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix) by Jim Treacher”

  1. Dave B on August 12th, 2009 10:46 pm

    I hope taxpayers don’t “go Postal” on the rest of us while they’re waiting in a long line trying to get pain medicine or some life-saving treatment. Obama and crew remind me of the extremely intelligent philosopher (Thales) that falls into a well while he’s gazing at the skies… thinking. He’s dumb because he ignores… He’s foolish because he believes he has the answer… and he’s clueless because he surrounds himself with like-minded people. If he doesn’t wake up soon, he’ll be retired… because he’s another Jimmy Carter and his race and charisma won’t matter to people that… really matter, the taxpayers and voters.

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