Old washed up pervert David Letterman jokes about Tiger Woods

david-letterman-is-a-pervertThink what you will about Tiger Woods and his current situation, but you would think one of the last piles of, well you know the word i’m looking for would be the last one to touch the subject. Well, I was wrong. The old, washed up pervert himself David Letterman dived right into material about Tiger Woods on the “Late Show” on Monday, joking that he wishes the golfer would stop calling him to ask for advice. CBS:

Even though the CBS late night host is only weeks removed from his own scandal, he kicked off his monologue with the subject of Woods, who has been hounded by claims from several women that they had affairs with him.

“Boy, it looks like that Tiger Woods is having some trouble, huh?” began Letterman, puffing his cheeks out.

He joked that if Woods’ situation had happened three months ago, he’d “have material for a year.” He still got plenty of mileage out of it Monday, on his first new show after a week of repeats.

“President Obama is sending troops to Afghanistan,” Letterman said. “Hell, he ought to be sending them to Tiger Woods’ house.”

Woods, the world’s No. 1 golfer, crashed his luxury SUV outside his Florida mansion on Thanksgiving weekend, and his wife told police she used a golf club to smash its back windows to help him out. The Florida Highway Patrol cited Woods for careless driving and fined him $164.

The accident and Woods’ refusal to answer questions about it fueled speculation about a possible dispute between the golfer and his wife.

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December 8, 2009 · Filed Under General Politics


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