“Abused” TSA gropers whining about fat and smelly passengers

dhs_logoThose poor. abused TSA gropers! Now we know who the real victims of this ridiculous tyrannical government is! It’s the government employed TSA gropers themselves! According to the UK Daily Mail, TSA gropers are now furious. They claim that they hated dealing with obese (fat) travellers and those with personal hygiene (smelly) travelers. Here are some quotes from the real victims of the TSA:

‘It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh,’ one told the BoardingArea blog.

‘Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!’

Another said he had a huge problem dealing with a ‘large number of passengers… daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.’

Another TSA member “victim” whined about passengers who may be offended by being touched and groped.

‘However, when a woman refuses the scanner then comes to me and tells me that she feels like I am molesting her, that is beyond verbal abuse.

Sniff. ;_; Don’t you feel just so sorry for the Department of Homeland Gropers?

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November 23, 2010 · Filed Under Homeland Security


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  • jredwards

    When commenters suggest that I “not fly” because flying is not a right I agree. I don’t fly anymore. But what about when the full body scanners are put in courthouses and I get called for jury duty. Skipping jury duty is not a right.