Meghan McCain like totally blames her dating issues on Sarah Palin

mexcainAs if California and Los Angeles couldn’t get any worse, it seems doughgirl Meghan McCain has moved out there now. New York gets spared and California has to take on another two tons of ego, lard, and god knows what else. Remember, The cackling hags on The View said it was cool to call females a slut, so I can say whatever I want about this fat tub of lard, though I wouldn’t call her a slut. Anyway, it seems poor old Meghan Mac ‘N Cheese is having dating issues out in Los Angeles, and it’s all Sarah Palin’s fault! Like totally!

Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone?
Meghan McCain: No. I’m in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I’m just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin.

As if Los Angeles needed any more dumb blondes. With all the “likes” she spewed during her “appearance” on Leno, she appears to have the whole Valley Girl speak down perfectly. Only thing missing from this was talking about the Sherman Oaks Galleria. Papa John McCain must really be “proud” of his little donut muncher.

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