Cheap drugs, free food, and criminals hiding from the law at Occupy Wall Street

square-large-looneyWant free food? Cheap drugs? Head to the smelly Occupy Wall Street protests in New York. It’s like living in your parents basement with a hundred of your closest Facebook friends! According to the New York Post, not only can you get free food and cheap drugs, but you can hide from the law when you are a wanted criminal

“I got warrants. I’m running from the law,” boasted “Dave”, 24, a scrawny, unshaven miscreant in filthy clothes from Stamford, Conn. “I’m not even supposed to be here, but it’s as good a spot as any to hide.”
“I’ve been smoking and drinking in here for eight days now,” said Dave, booze on his breath and his eyes bloodshot as he lay sprawled on a tattered sheet of cardboard. “I need to get some methadone. Every day, I wake up, and I’m f–ked up.”

Oh and then there’s 26 year old named “Cameron” who brags about how he eats better free food at Occupy Wall Street than he does with his parents. May I remind you, he’s 26.

“People say they are here for the cause, but the real reason is the free food,” quipped Cameron, 26, of Jersey City.
“On my third day, they had smoked salmon with cream cheese. You know how much smoked salmon is a pound? Sixteen dollars. I eat better here than I do with my parents!”

Yea, that lox, bagel and cream cheese can be quite costly, even here on the left coast. If you aren’t doing cheap drugs, or having the munchies, you can also learn how to pick open handcuffs. Cool huh?

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October 10, 2011 · Filed Under Left Wing Extremists, Occupy Wall Street


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