Despite exit polls showing Henrique Capriles winning 51-48% Hugo Chavez wins Venezuela presidential vote – Jeff Spicoli hits the bong
You knew damn well that corrupt socialist bastard Hugo Chavez would never allow himself to ‘lose.’ Chavez is basically an the American equivalent of a Democrat. He’s a socialist, corrupt and has Hollywood hacks like Sean Penn creaming their pants over him. Some people got excited earlier when reports that Chavez’s challenger Henrique Capriles was beating Chavez 51-48% in exit polling. But alas, the corrupt, socialist Chavez managed to win the Venezuela presidential vote with 54% of the vote. Don’t doubt for a second there was corrupt involved. The American media and leftists can breath for now, at least until Thursday’s debate between Biden and Paul Ryan.