Despite exit polls showing Henrique Capriles winning 51-48% Hugo Chavez wins Venezuela presidential vote – Jeff Spicoli hits the bong

obama_smoke_marlboro.jpgYou knew damn well that corrupt socialist bastard Hugo Chavez would never allow himself to ‘lose.’ Chavez is basically an the American equivalent of a Democrat. He’s a socialist, corrupt and has Hollywood hacks like Sean Penn creaming their pants over him. Some people got excited earlier when reports that Chavez’s challenger Henrique Capriles was beating Chavez 51-48% in exit polling. But alas, the corrupt, socialist Chavez managed to win the Venezuela presidential vote with 54% of the vote. Don’t doubt for a second there was corrupt involved. The American media and leftists can breath for now, at least until Thursday’s debate between Biden and Paul Ryan.

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  • truthseeker

    If you add up the results of the first official bulletin, you come up with about 14.8 million votes after checking over 80% of the voters. This includes the cancelled votes. However that 80 some % amounts to well over 17 milling votes reviewed. The difference between these 2 figures amounts to over 2,99 million MISSING votes…