I’ll say one thing for the buck toothed British hack Piers Morgan. He may not understand America’s second amendment, or how to draw viewers to his pathetic CNN talk show, but he can sure motivate people to support a cause. More than 56,000 people have signed a White House petition to deport the arrogant British hack, easily surpassing the 25,000 needed to move to the ‘second round.’ But even the people of Great Britain don’t seem to want the old Piers Morgan back:
Nobody in Britain wants Piers Morgan to be deported. We’d much rather he was strangled in his bed by Santa.
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) December 24, 2012
Poor Piers. No one wants him. Maybe we can deport Piers to Cuba. They probably would accept him even if his native England wouldn’t. Merry Christmas Piers!