As the petition to deport snotty CNN British hack CNN approaches 100,000 signatures, he is finally threatening to leave America! But there is one condition. America has to change their gun laws in order for Piers Morgan to stay in this country. That should give even more incetive to those, even who don’t own guns to make no changes to the law. Piers Morgan is really butthurt over the petition to deport him. He is so butthurt that he wrote an article for the UK Daily Mail in which he said he would ‘consider’ deporting himself if America doesn’t change their gun laws. Hey Piers, don’t let the door hit your snotty British ass on the way out.
In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.
Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.