Budget cuts? Sequestration? May I suggest the first 535 layoffs?
Each one of these 535 clowns earns at least $174,000 in yearly salary that we pay for. Some, who are in higher positions such as Speaker, or party leader earn around $200,000. Lay off these 535 clowns and save at least $93 million from the budget! For the people!
Nah, makes too much sense.