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Blimpy Michael Moore whines Eastwood threatened to kill him

Michael Moore, the fat, oversized liberal douche continues to whine about American Sniper and Clint Eastwood. Now Moore is claiming that ten years ago, Clint Eastwood threatened to kill him..

The Day Clint Eastwood Said He Would “Kill” Me, 10 Years Ago This Week
A lot of people are asking me if this is true as this “rumor” about Clint Eastwood confronting me in 2005 has now re-surfaced and floated around the internet in the past few days. So I thought I should say a few words…
Ten years ago this past week, Clint Eastwood stood in front of the National Board of Review awards dinner and announced to me and to the crowd that he would “kill” me if I ever came to his house with my camera for an interview.
“I’ll kill you,” he declared.
The crowd laughed nervously. As for me, having just experienced a half-dozen assaults in the previous year from crazies upset at ‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ and my anti-war Oscar speech, plus the attempt by a right wing extremist to blow up my house (he was caught in time and went to prison), I was a bit stunned to hear Eastwood, out of the blue, make such a violent statement. But I instantly decided he was just trying to be funny, so I laughed the same nervous laugh everyone else did. Clint, though, didn’t seem to like all that laughter.
“I mean it,” he barked, and the audience grew more quiet. “I’ll shoot you.”

Now why would Clint Eastwood even waste his time acknowledging Michael Moore? And if anyone actually wanted to kill Michael Moore, one person with a gun would hardly be enough. It would take a team like in Return of the Jedi when they killed Jabba the Hut.

Blimpy Michael Moore whines Eastwood threatened to kill him
Blimpy Michael Moore whines Eastwood threatened to kill him

I admit, I enjoy watching the Michael Moore meltdown over American Sniper.