Jared Polis, a fat, balding Democrat Rep. from Boulder has a new name for Tom Cotton. Apparently, Tom Cotton is now ‘Tehran Tom’ because of his ‘Iran Letter’ signed by 47 Republicans. Tom Cotton is an Iraq war vetern. The only fight Jared Polis has ever been in was pushing his way to the front of the line in a buffet.
Tehran Tom asks Iranian Revolutionary Guards for help in battle against US diplomats
— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) March 10, 2015
Tehran Tom took his case directly to the Iranian government
— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) March 10, 2015
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| Jared Polis (Democrat) deems Tom Cotton Tehran Tom |
Since where in the phase of apply nick names to people who you disagree with politically, I’ll deem Jared Polis as Jihad Jared from this day forward.
And sign Jared Polis is gay, maybe he’s just got the hots for Tom Cotton. Sorry Jihad Jared, Tom Cotton isn’t interested.