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Florida Democrat Joe Garcia goes shopping.. for a dildo

Florida Democrat Joe Garcia is running for Congress in Florida’s 26th district. In hopes of luring some voting block, Joe Garcia went shopping for dildos. Of course the media has completely ignored this story since Garcia isn’t a Republican.

In this photo of Joe Garcia looking to buy a dildo, he kind of looks like the crazy guy from the movie Falling Down (if you remember ’90s movies). Democrats not only give it to you up the ass, they take it up the ass too.

This should do wonders for Garcia’s progressive liberal “street cred” in the election this fall. If Joe Garcia really needed help in buying a dildo, maybe he should have contacted another Democrat, Krystal Ball for some advice.