Toto, I don’t think we’re in Texas any more. Obama’s mother was born in Kansas wasn’t she? You would think Obama would know the difference between Kansas and Texas wouldn’t you? Eh, I guess I’m just asking too much of the most brilliant president ever who also proclaimed his own birth state of Hawaii is in Asia, America has 57 states, and the British Embassy is really the “English” Embassy. National Journal posted the video. Obama was giving another failed economic speech in Osawatomie, Kansas.
Most Brilliant President ever Obama thinks the British Embassy in Iran is called the English Embassy
Coming from the most brilliant president ever Obama who thinks his own birth state of Hawaii is in Asia and America has 57 states, comes yet another stroke of brilliance. Apparently there is an English Embassy in Iran rather than a British Embassy there. (Why any non-Muslim country still have an embassy in Iran I’ll never know.) Now it seems the Harvard educated Marxist doesn’t even know the difference between Great Britain and England. According to the Heritage Foundation, in a press conference, Obama referred to the “English Embassy” in Iran instead of the British Embassy.
The media jizzes in their pants over Herman Cain or Rick Perry’s brain farts, but I still haven’t heard a word about them discussing the most brilliant President ever’s gaffe of thinking that Hawaii is in Asia. Last I checked, Hawaii is a part of Polynesia, not Asia. I can’t check of any American states that are a part of Asia. You would tend to think that someone born in Hawaii would know of it’s Polynesian roots. Maybe Obama is a secret birther or something?
Wow! I never knew about America’s “Intercontinential” railroad. The brilliant, Ivy League “educated” progressive Obama does though. Does this mean I can hop on a choo choo train an go to Europe from America? After pimping his “jobs” bill at a company in North Carolina that ships American jobs to Costa Rica, Obama pimped his “jobs” bill in front of a bridge in Ohio hat wouldn’t benefit at all from the bill. Work isn’t even scheduled to be on that bridge until 2015. Yet Obama pimped his bill, bragging about how America built the “Intercontinential” railroad.
As if Obama isn’t a complete and utter embarrassment enough already. The dumbass in chief popped off to England today and signed the Westminster Abbey Guest Book with the date of 24 may 2008. I know far left progressive nuts love living in the past, but come on! Does this idiot need a teleprompter to sign guest books now too? Imagine if Dubya Bush would have signed a guest book in England (whatever other country) three years into the past. The media would have a feeding frenzy and it would get 24/7 coverage. Since their Messiah Obama did, you probably wouldn’t even see one mention of this in the lame stream media.
Michelle Malkin, at the request of one of her millions of readers has started a team Obama “misspoke?” running tally. There are four of the most prominent cases in just the last three months already on the site.
In honor of Hussein Obama’s gaffe at the scripted townhall in New Hampshire in which he actually admitted how screwed up the post office is (which is government run), I present to my readers: Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix) by Jim Treacher (h/t Michelle Malkin):
[A]t another point of today’s town hall meeting, Obama was pushing back against the idea that the creation of a new government-run plan would drive private insurers out of business, and he said that UPS and FedEx were doing fine, but “it’s the post office that’s always having problems.” Oops!
The gaffe arose from the inherent contradiction of those arguing for the introduction of a government government-run plan. On the one hand, Obama and other supporters of the idea argue that we need to have a strong government plan to create more efficiency, drive down prices, and “keep private insurers honest.” Yet at the same time, they have to make it appear weaker to push back against those of us who argue that it will threaten private insurance and move us toward a single-payer system. So then you get statements in which Obama, in the course of arguing for a government-run system, takes a shot at the government-run post office.
Oooops. About halfway through Obama’s propaganda speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building one of Totus’s teleprompters shattered, crashing to the wooden floor and breaking into several pieces. Obama’s reaction? “Oh, goodness, Sorry about that, guys.”
Our Secretary of Defense William Gates? Did TOTUS go BSOD on us? Did the Windows Vista logo cloud Obama’s memory? Waiting for liberal excuses on this will be fun. “William” doesn’t sound anything like “Robert” Gates. Unless Obama has been busy working behind the scenes to help develop Windows 7.
For the 1000th time, if Bush did this, or Sarah Palin did this, or any other Republican did this. Today on the Mexican holiday Cinco da Mayo, President Barack Obama joked it was ‘Cinco de Cuatro,’ botching a play on the Spanish word for ‘four’ when he meant to say ‘Cuatro de Mayo’ or the Fourth of May. It happened during an event at the White House on the eve of the Mexican holiday. (May 4)
I dont know if during this upcoming self prompting press conference on Wednesday he’ll try and use a big screen TV instead of teleprompters like last time, but today was another prime example of our Teleprompter in Chief can’t speak without just reading off a screen. While giving a speech at the National Academy of Sciences Monday morning Obama got ahead of his script while reading his trusty old teleprompter. Obama began to name the members of PCAST listed in his prepared remarks – before realizing he’d already introduced them. Heres the quote and the video:
“In addition to John – sorry, the – I just noticed I jumped the gun here,” Obama said, pausing for several seconds as he looked at the prompter. “Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys.”
As we approach the 100th day anniversary of the tyrant marxist dirtbag pig Obama’s taking office, the New York Post has a “highlight” of the first 100 days, and 100 gaffes. Of course, only listing 100 is generous. Oh BTW, Mistake #17 listed in that article that quotes Sarah Palin, wasn’t really a quote from Sarah Palin, it was a quote from Meghan Clyne. So all you liberal attack dogs will have to backtrack a bit on criticizing Palin for that one. The White House has set up an official photo page at Flickr. You can see all the “hard work” gaffe man has done. Pay close attention to the one with Mrs. America hater Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton. It looks like Billy is eyeing her like she was Monica Lewinsky. Personally, I would have Billy would have a bit better taste than that though. Michelle Malkin has a syndicated column today “highlighting” the first 100 gaffe filled days of the tyranny of Hussein.