The official Obama Team “misspoke” o-meter
Michelle Malkin, at the request of one of her millions of readers has started a team Obama “misspoke?” running tally. There are four of the most prominent cases in just the last three months already on the site.
Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix) by Jim Treacher
In honor of Hussein Obama’s gaffe at the scripted townhall in New Hampshire in which he actually admitted how screwed up the post office is (which is government run), I present to my readers: Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix) by Jim Treacher (h/t Michelle Malkin):
Teleprompter Blues – Hussein Obama: it’s the post office that’s always having problems
Obama finally tells the truth! The post office is always having problems! Oh, and guess who runs and controls the postoffice? THE GOVERNMENT! From American Spectator:
[A]t another point of today’s town hall meeting, Obama was pushing back against the idea that the creation of a new government-run plan would drive private insurers out of business, and he said that UPS and FedEx were doing fine, but “it’s the post office that’s always having problems.” Oops!
The gaffe arose from the inherent contradiction of those arguing for the introduction of a government government-run plan. On the one hand, Obama and other supporters of the idea argue that we need to have a strong government plan to create more efficiency, drive down prices, and “keep private insurers honest.” Yet at the same time, they have to make it appear weaker to push back against those of us who argue that it will threaten private insurance and move us toward a single-payer system. So then you get statements in which Obama, in the course of arguing for a government-run system, takes a shot at the government-run post office.
Obama’s Gerald Ford moment in Italy
LOL.
Obama’s teleprompter gets a BSOD – or Obama doesn’t know his Secretary of Defense is ROBERT Gates
You know things are pretty darn scary when the President doesn’t even know the name of his Secretary of Defense. Watch the following video:
Our Secretary of Defense William Gates? Did TOTUS go BSOD on us? Did the Windows Vista logo cloud Obama’s memory? Waiting for liberal excuses on this will be fun. “William” doesn’t sound anything like “Robert” Gates. Unless Obama has been busy working behind the scenes to help develop Windows 7.
Did Obama invent a new holiday for Austrians? “Cinco de Cuatro”
For the 1000th time, if Bush did this, or Sarah Palin did this, or any other Republican did this. Today on the Mexican holiday Cinco da Mayo, President Barack Obama joked it was ‘Cinco de Cuatro,’ botching a play on the Spanish word for ‘four’ when he meant to say ‘Cuatro de Mayo’ or the Fourth of May. It happened during an event at the White House on the eve of the Mexican holiday. (May 4)
Obama – The Teleprompter in Chief strikes again at the National Academy of Sciences
I dont know if during this upcoming self prompting press conference on Wednesday he’ll try and use a big screen TV instead of teleprompters like last time, but today was another prime example of our Teleprompter in Chief can’t speak without just reading off a screen. While giving a speech at the National Academy of Sciences Monday morning Obama got ahead of his script while reading his trusty old teleprompter. Obama began to name the members of PCAST listed in his prepared remarks – before realizing he’d already introduced them. Heres the quote and the video:
“In addition to John – sorry, the – I just noticed I jumped the gun here,” Obama said, pausing for several seconds as he looked at the prompter. “Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys.”
An Obama Administration “Photo Op” scares the sh*t out of New Yorkers, brings back the nightmares of 9/11! – Update Update 5/8/09 – White House Military Office Chief Louis Caldera Resigns Over NYC Flyover Flap
Update 5/8/09 – Military Office Chief Louis Caldera “resigned” Friday for the now infamous “New York PhotoOp”. Obama’s sacrifical lamb? Oh, btw, THIS is the “one photo” that you paid over $300,000 for and almost gave New Yorkers a heart attack. (Photo from WCBS):
Other sources with the Caldera resignation:
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NY Daily News
100 days, 100 mistakes – the most gaffe filled first 100 days of a president ever!
As we approach the 100th day anniversary of the tyrant marxist dirtbag pig Obama’s taking office, the New York Post has a “highlight” of the first 100 days, and 100 gaffes. Of course, only listing 100 is generous. Oh BTW, Mistake #17 listed in that article that quotes Sarah Palin, wasn’t really a quote from Sarah Palin, it was a quote from Meghan Clyne. So all you liberal attack dogs will have to backtrack a bit on criticizing Palin for that one. The White House has set up an official photo page at Flickr. You can see all the “hard work” gaffe man has done. Pay close attention to the one with Mrs. America hater Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton. It looks like Billy is eyeing her like she was Monica Lewinsky. Personally, I would have Billy would have a bit better taste than that though. Michelle Malkin has a syndicated column today “highlighting” the first 100 gaffe filled days of the tyranny of Hussein.
Uh… Another Obama White House gaffe but don’t worry. Its due to being “sleep depreived”
While the White House denies that Hussein bowed to his Saudi Master when the videos and photos show that it is a bow, the seemingly daily gaffe machine continues. The White House Press Office accidentally e-mailed a draft version of President Obama’s Thursday schedule on Wednesday night that included the back-and-forth between White House staffers. From CNN (frankly, i’m surprised they even mentioned this):
The e-mail, sent on a daily basis to inform the media of the next day’s events, at first appeared to be like any other press schedule. But at the bottom of the e-mail, there was a series of exchanges from the press team, as well as a draft of the schedule.
The first section of the schedule noted that in the morning, Obama planned to talk with homeowners who have refinanced their homes and benefited from lower mortgage payments.
One staffer, recommending changes to that line, wrote to “put more emphasis on the real people aspect of this.”
The draft version said Obama will talk “with his economic team,” and also attending the meeting “will be a handful of households.” The final version took the emphasis off the economic team and said “Attending the meeting will be a handful of homeowners … as well as members of President Obama’s economic team.”
The draft schedule also showed the president hosting Seder to celebrate Passover. The dinner was marked “closed press,” meaning no reporters allowed.
One staffer asked, “Can we remove the dinner at the end of the day?”
Don’t Miss“We put it on yesterday’s deal — so folks already know that it’s happening. They’ll wonder why it’s not listed if we don’t include it on there,” another staffer replied.
The staffer who asked to remove the dinner from the schedule replied, “Apparently Jewish here and in neighboring states are now calling wondering why they have not been invited.”
The dinner was not listed on the final schedule.
In another exchange, one staffer recommended nixing a line about Obama meeting with leaders from the Veterans Service Organizations and Military Service Organizations since the president was now meeting with them before his remarks in an event closed to the media.
“Can we keep it and just change it to say before. Its good for us to say we are meeting with them,” another replied.
The final copy kept the line, noting that the VSO and MSO leaders would meet with Obama before his remarks.
The White House says the error was made by a sleep-deprived staffer, adding that the staffer will not suffer repercussions for the mistake
Another Obama gaffe: thinks Austrian is a ‘language’
Despite the fact Austrian’s speak German. But of course Hussein Obama is the guy who was going to solve our foreign relations issues…
“There’s a lot of, uh — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian — wheeling and dealing.”
White House gives out *phone sex* conference call number – Do you wanna get NASTY!?
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Another Obama Gaffe (Michelle this time) – no touching the Queen of England!
You know, I’ll admin I didn’t know the so called “protocol”, but you would think the President of the United States and the ‘First Lady’ would at least know such things, or at the very least be briefed about such things. The rules are set in stone, agree with them or not, that you simply can NOT touch the Queen of England. This Times story (surprisingly) has the story and details, which also mentions that that in 2000 John Howard, then Prime Minister of Australia, got plenty of criticism for apparently putting his arm around the Queen to direct her through a crowd.
Obama – the April fool – Disses the United Kingdom! – Gives the Queen an IPOD!
Lacking his telepromter, Obama disses the United Kingdom yet again. Not with DVDs though. Quick Daily Hits has the highlights, err lowlights:
The goods news out of London is that Barack Obama has reaffirmed America’s “special relationship” with the U.K. The bad news is that the “affinity and kinship” that the U.S. president spoke of apparently only extends to England.
Mr. Obama’s first major foreign trip has been seen as a test not just of his leadership skills, but of his ability to navigate the protocols of diplomacy. In the U.K., that means mentioning the famous special relationship between the countries, which has been important here ever since Winston Churchill first referenced it after World War II.
On Wednesday at a joint conference with Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Mr. Obama made a pass at acknowledging the special relationship. Unfortunately, he inadvertently broke a cardinal protocol by at one stage using England to denote U.K.
We owe so much to England; that when you come here there’s that sense of familiarity, as well as difference, that makes it just a special place,” he said, leaving Wales, Northern Ireland and Mr. Brown’s home country of Scotland out in the cold.
But in a statement to make the mainly republican-minded Scots wince, Mr. Obama conceded one thing he loved about the U.K. — the Queen. [emphasis added]
And lets add another brilliant Obama move: He gave the Queen an IPOD!
Obama trades in the trusty old teleprompter for a big screen TV instead
Was this an effort to make sure he didn’t just thank himself in last night’s press conference? Obama read that boring and pointless opening statement from one massive TV monitor from the back and middle of the East Room. White House officials removed the normal glass teleprompters that usually are positioned on both sides of the podium. That change likely a reaction to the focus on the President’s heavy use of teleprompters.” Did the White House think no one would show the TV instead? Knowing their arrogance, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Good news. At least he didn’t need his teleprompter to ask Ann Compton’s “hardball” question about race.
The Teleprompter in chief!
Michelle Malkin has posted some hillarious new images of the teleprompter in chief, sent to her via twitters and other blogs.
We new logo from David Stein
Theres some others such as Doug Ross showing Obama’s “love for basketball” and Bucktown Dusty’s image with Tax Cheat Geithner.
The First 60 days – full of Obama Gaffes
As the press continues to ignore his gaffes… imagine if Bush had made any one of these. There would be 24/7 news coverage of each one, and more about how Bush is stupid, Bush is the Devil, etc. Lets ignore all of Obama botched Cabinet appointments, Joe Biden’s gaffes, Obama’s budget being off by at least $1 trillion, and the stock market plunge since he became President. Lets see our summary for of the first two months in office:
- Obama gives PM of England Gordon Brown 25 DVDS which by itself is seen as a slap in the face. Not only is this ‘gift’ pathetic, the DVDs are even playable in England as the DVD’s region are NTSC and not PAL
- So far, Obama has tried to enter the White House through a window instead of the door…
- Obama nearly burned down his office when he lit the fireplace with the flue closed – the mantle burned, building was evacuated… the fire department extinguished the burning mantle.
- Obama reads from the wrong teleprompter and thanked himself for inviting the Irish PM to the East Room of the Whitehouse…
- Obama bumps his head getting into or out of the Presidential helicopter…
- Obama doesn’t know that there are only 50 states… (actually, this isn’t from his first 60 days in the White House, this was during the campaign. Still a good example).
- Obama doesn’t know what a P/E ratio is…
- Obama stuns a Marine by not saluting him, before boarding the Marine One Helicopter
- Obama tucks his shirt into his underpants…
- Obama doesn’t know who the President of France is… even wrote a letter expressing his hope to work with Chirac – who is not President!
- The Obama Special Olympics/Waterhead joke on Jay Leno
A couple of weeks ago, President Obama met with George Clooney in the White House to discuss Darfur. George Clooney told Obama, “Why just last week, 3 Brazilian missionaries were killed in Darfur.” President Obama’s countenance became very concerned and he began to frown with concentration… Obama leaned over and whispered to an aide, “How many is 3 brazillion?”
More Obama stupidity! He hopes to “work with” Jacques Chirac over the next 4 years!
This had better be a joke, if not after the wrong region DVDs given to Gordon Brown, the “OVERCHARGE” button given to Russia, the making fun of the Special Olympics on Leno, this will be the topper, and Bush will look like a genious compared to Obama the nitwit. According to A Clinton Puma in Obama land:
Barack Obama does not seem to know that in May 2007, French voters elected Nicolas Sarkozy to the French presidency, to succeed Jacques Chirac who had been president for twelve years.
Yesterday, we told you Sarkozy is irritated because Mister O. refuses to tell him if he will accept to meet him personally in the next few months.
Strangely, we have just learnt this surprising piece of news :
Barack Obama wrote a letter to Jacques Chirac to tell him about his desire to “work with him” for the next four years !
In a letter described by Chirac as “very nice,” Obama wrote, “I am certain that we will be able to work together, in the coming four years, in a spirit of peace and friendship to build a safer world.”
The use of the word “peace” was taken to be an indirect reference to Chirac’s stance against the US intervention in Iraq, which Obama had also opposed.This revelation was made by the online edition of the daily Le Figaro on Thursday.
So, if I understand well, Mister O., who has already despised Gordon Brown, behaving with him as if he did not know he is Prime Minister of Britain, does not even know the name of the French president.
I wonder if someone had told him, when he came to France last summer, that the man he met was NOT Jacques Chirac !
In any case, for Sarko, the blow must be terrible : he has tried to persuade Obama to invite him in Washington for months, and now he learns that his predecessor might soon be Obama’s guest at the White House before him !
Heres another link with info. The story continues to spread. Now Ace of Spades has it.
Can’t get your fill of daily Obama gaffes? Problem solved!
Hotair.com has a great new I guesss ‘feature’ for Hussein Obama’s constant gaffes: The Obamateurism of the Day. Heres a good one to kick it off, from Politico, demonstrating that the White House can’t quite figure out who represents what district in California:
Obama did the town hall, making the usual introductions: “We have Hilda Solis,” applause! and “The lieutenant governor,” applause! He added: “Got an outstanding member of Congress, Rep. Loretta Sanchez,” applause!
“Now, this is not Loretta’s district; this is actually Dana Rohrabacher’s district.” Boos come from the Dem crowd. “No, no, no, we actually — our office screwed up, and I think didn’t get the invitation to him on time, so he’s not here. That was a screw-up on our part. So I want to let him know we’re sorry about that, and I want everybody to give him a big round of applause; it’s his district.”
Sarah Palin destroys Obama over his ‘Special Olympics’ pathetic joke!
You had to know that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin would respond to the pathetic remarks made last night by Hussein Obama related to the Special Olympics on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”. Heres what she said from the National Review Online:
“I was shocked to learn of the comment made by President Obama about Special Olympics,” Governor Palin said. “This was a degrading remark about our world’s most precious and unique people, coming from the most powerful position in the world.
“These athletes overcome more challenges, discrimination and adversity than most of us ever will. By the way, these athletes can outperform many of us and we should be proud of them. I hope President Obama’s comments do not reflect how he truly feels about the special needs community.”
Well, after the way his allies went after her, he really couldn’t count on a full-throated defense of a boneheaded comment. Obama used the whole “it’s just a joke” excuse with his “lipstick on a pig” comment, too.
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